Most Cougars have at least 2 legs…

Feel this up.

Thats right.
We have decided to post the Cougar Legs performance from The Underground Music Showcase 2009 this past summer. The move was prompted by all the fans in the hospital right now that may not make it to an actual formal release of this performance. Good luck guys!

Stay tuned for more Coug-Action as the year nears end.

Thanks for all the love and Tori Spelling-like advice. Downloads located below.

–creamer
track 1 cougar legs ums09
track 2 cougar legs ums09
track 3 cougar legs ums09
track 4 cougar legs ums09

who knew ryan was such an adorable kid.

FFRREEEE AU!

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here’s a picture of charlize theron that I found on the internet:

New Toby Keith Single Just Dropped.

“Winter gettin colder, summer gettin warmer.
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
Why buy a gallon, its cheaper by the barrel.
Just dont be busted singin Christmas carols.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Look ma, no hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Momma gets her rocks off watchin Desperate Housewives.
Daddy works his can off payin for the good life.
Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool.
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Look ma, no hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Poor little infamous America’s town.
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
Got herself a record, cant even sing a note.

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
If th shoe don’t fit, the fit’s gonna hit the shan.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Hot dog, Hot hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh yeah,
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na……….. nanananananana”

-toby keith

Free Radicalz!

you can download their album here for free:
http://www.bocumastrecords.com

they are our friends.

no you are reading this wrong. cougar legs is set to perform the hi dive again in the same month.
here is the line up:
LSD and the search for God.
900 Ancestors
Cougar Legs
hi dive
tuesday, sept. 29
900pm. please note that we will take the stage at 915pm.

“Based on song titles alone, you’d think Cougar Legs (due at the hi-dive on Saturday, September 19) was some kind of wiseacre Marcel Duchamp-esque joke perpetrated by pretentious artists. The act’s music, however, is more like that beautifully post-apocalyptic dirge that somehow ended up in a horrible science-fiction movie like After the Fall of New York……”
read the rest here -article by Tom Murphy

This photograph of a camel has nothing to do with the article, but I certainly wish it did.

let us put our music inside you once again.

no man. no law. no war can stop him.

Here are the details:
Cougar Legs* – 1145p
Iuengliss – 1100p
Astrophagus – 1015p
Hunter Dragon – 930p
Hi Dive (7 S. Broadway Denver, CO) visit their site
Sat. Septem 19 2009

no man. no law. no war can stop him.

*Cougar Legs performance inspired by Rambo: First Blood Part II and comes highly recommended as a “must see,” by many of today’s top critics.
-Entire Event brought to you in part by the Celebration of the live birth of David Kurtz, a Bocumast Extremist.